Very Dangerous Paper Chains!!!!!!!!

I have the sweetest little beagle who also happens to be the saddest chicken shit dog you have ever met. Last night our elves up to their usual nighttime hijinks decided to decorate with a ginormous paper chain! They linked loop
             
                    after loop
                                    after loop
                                                    after loop.

Then they started getting silly, swinging from the ceiling fan and hooking the paper chain over it. One even got caught in it.

And the poor dog was absolutely sure the chain was going to devour her if she walked anywhere near it. In a small family room that is somewhat challenging. This is where she ended up

so very pathetic, isn't she?